1 00:00:07,108 --> 00:00:08,642 - Hi, I'm Patrick Star! 2 00:00:08,709 --> 00:00:12,280 And I live with my parents! Ow! 3 00:00:12,346 --> 00:00:15,049 This is my dad. 4 00:00:15,116 --> 00:00:16,584 - [slurping] 5 00:00:16,650 --> 00:00:18,319 - This is my mom! 6 00:00:18,386 --> 00:00:19,753 [giggles] 7 00:00:19,820 --> 00:00:22,423 This is my sister! She's shy. 8 00:00:22,490 --> 00:00:25,126 This is my grandpa. 9 00:00:25,193 --> 00:00:27,361 This is my room! 10 00:00:27,428 --> 00:00:30,964 And this... 11 00:00:31,031 --> 00:00:33,967 this is my show! 12 00:00:34,034 --> 00:00:35,869 [upbeat music] 13 00:00:37,305 --> 00:00:38,706 [cheery music] 14 00:00:38,772 --> 00:00:42,343 - [barking] - [screaming] 15 00:00:42,410 --> 00:00:45,246 - [snoring] 16 00:00:45,313 --> 00:00:48,249 [big band music] 17 00:00:48,316 --> 00:00:51,719 * * 18 00:00:51,785 --> 00:00:54,288 [clock buzzing] - [screams] 19 00:00:54,355 --> 00:00:55,923 - [yelps] 20 00:00:55,989 --> 00:00:57,925 [screams] 21 00:00:58,826 --> 00:01:00,828 [groans] - [muttering] 22 00:01:00,894 --> 00:01:02,630 - The best way out of bed 23 00:01:02,696 --> 00:01:04,932 is an urchin on your head. 24 00:01:06,367 --> 00:01:08,169 [jaunty tune] 25 00:01:08,236 --> 00:01:09,537 Oh! 26 00:01:09,603 --> 00:01:11,772 Well, who's the best pet urchin 27 00:01:11,839 --> 00:01:13,407 in the whole world? 28 00:01:13,474 --> 00:01:15,042 You are, Ouchie. 29 00:01:15,143 --> 00:01:17,845 Give us a kiss. [kisses] 30 00:01:17,911 --> 00:01:19,247 Ouch. 31 00:01:19,313 --> 00:01:21,649 Love hurts. [woman screaming] 32 00:01:21,715 --> 00:01:24,152 Well, off you go, little man. 33 00:01:24,218 --> 00:01:26,187 Mm. [giggles] 34 00:01:26,854 --> 00:01:31,292 Of course, you have to remember to brush every morning. 35 00:01:31,359 --> 00:01:32,993 [grinding] 36 00:01:33,060 --> 00:01:37,265 [humming] 37 00:01:37,331 --> 00:01:39,733 Keepin' my eyes minty fresh. 38 00:01:39,800 --> 00:01:42,069 [hawks and spits] 39 00:01:42,170 --> 00:01:44,238 Hm? Hm. 40 00:01:44,305 --> 00:01:46,240 [whistles] 41 00:01:46,307 --> 00:01:49,210 - [munches, burps] 42 00:01:49,277 --> 00:01:51,212 - [chuckles] Gross. 43 00:01:51,279 --> 00:01:53,314 [blows raspberry] - Uh-oh. 44 00:01:53,381 --> 00:01:56,384 It's almost time for my show. 45 00:01:56,450 --> 00:01:58,352 I better get Squidina. 46 00:01:58,419 --> 00:01:59,387 [axe rings] 47 00:01:59,453 --> 00:02:01,189 - [growls] 48 00:02:01,222 --> 00:02:02,356 [shouts] 49 00:02:02,423 --> 00:02:04,892 - Oops, wrong door. 50 00:02:04,958 --> 00:02:09,297 Now, where was that door? Hmm. 51 00:02:09,363 --> 00:02:10,564 There it is! 52 00:02:10,631 --> 00:02:12,200 - Where are you going? 53 00:02:12,200 --> 00:02:13,401 Show is this way! 54 00:02:13,467 --> 00:02:14,768 - [groans] 55 00:02:14,835 --> 00:02:17,871 - Knock 'em dead, bro. 56 00:02:17,938 --> 00:02:20,608 And now, it's "The Patrick Show" 57 00:02:20,674 --> 00:02:23,877 with your host, Patrick Star! 58 00:02:27,215 --> 00:02:30,284 - [cheering] 59 00:02:31,785 --> 00:02:33,521 - * Oh * 60 00:02:33,587 --> 00:02:36,890 [grunts] 61 00:02:36,957 --> 00:02:39,593 * I can do anything * 62 00:02:39,660 --> 00:02:40,961 * 'Cause I know nothing * 63 00:02:41,028 --> 00:02:43,531 * Lack of experience never stopped me * 64 00:02:43,597 --> 00:02:46,234 * I've got a TV show though I'm just bluffing * 65 00:02:46,267 --> 00:02:48,569 * Make believe you're watching and I know you'll agree * 66 00:02:48,636 --> 00:02:50,003 - [vocalizing] 67 00:02:50,070 --> 00:02:51,572 Huh? 68 00:02:51,639 --> 00:02:53,274 [shudders] 69 00:02:53,341 --> 00:02:56,143 - * "The Patrick Show" is on my imagination * 70 00:02:56,244 --> 00:02:58,946 * Because my head is empty, I can fill it with cheese * 71 00:02:59,012 --> 00:03:01,482 * Ice cream with syrup and marbles and bluebirds * 72 00:03:01,549 --> 00:03:02,816 * There's one thing I can't find * 73 00:03:02,883 --> 00:03:05,353 * And that is my keys * 74 00:03:05,419 --> 00:03:08,889 - Hey, Patrick, what's today's show gonna be about? 75 00:03:08,956 --> 00:03:10,424 - [stomach rumbles] 76 00:03:10,491 --> 00:03:12,660 I don't know. I'm hungry. 77 00:03:12,726 --> 00:03:16,664 - We'll be right back with Patrick Star and "I'm hungry," 78 00:03:16,730 --> 00:03:20,268 right after these words. 79 00:03:20,268 --> 00:03:22,470 - * Chum, chum, chum * - Chum! 80 00:03:22,536 --> 00:03:25,406 It's versatile. You can spread it on toast. 81 00:03:25,473 --> 00:03:27,408 [chuckles, groans] 82 00:03:27,475 --> 00:03:31,412 It also keeps you warm on frosty winter nights. 83 00:03:31,479 --> 00:03:33,614 Mm, cozy. 84 00:03:33,681 --> 00:03:35,283 The smell keeps out the cold. 85 00:03:35,316 --> 00:03:36,116 [gags] 86 00:03:36,183 --> 00:03:37,651 Here at the Chum Bucket, 87 00:03:37,718 --> 00:03:40,888 chum comes in three delicious varieties: 88 00:03:40,954 --> 00:03:41,922 moist, 89 00:03:41,989 --> 00:03:43,357 soggy, 90 00:03:43,424 --> 00:03:44,858 and pumpkin spice. 91 00:03:44,925 --> 00:03:46,427 - * Chum Bucket * 92 00:03:46,494 --> 00:03:47,728 * Where chum is your chum * - [stomach grumbles] 93 00:03:47,795 --> 00:03:49,630 Oh, that reminds me. 94 00:03:49,697 --> 00:03:50,964 Breakfast! 95 00:03:51,031 --> 00:03:53,033 In this family, you gotta be fast 96 00:03:53,100 --> 00:03:55,002 or the food's all gone. 97 00:03:55,068 --> 00:03:56,470 Let's go backstage. 98 00:03:56,537 --> 00:03:58,839 [whooshing] 99 00:03:58,906 --> 00:04:00,608 - [squawking] 100 00:04:00,674 --> 00:04:03,477 - [grunts] Wrong door again? 101 00:04:03,544 --> 00:04:06,680 [grunting] 102 00:04:06,747 --> 00:04:08,916 [dizzy music] 103 00:04:08,982 --> 00:04:11,118 Hm! [humming] 104 00:04:11,184 --> 00:04:14,555 Leedle leedle leedle leedle leed--oof! 105 00:04:14,622 --> 00:04:16,924 Morning, Mom. [kisses] - [giggles] 106 00:04:16,990 --> 00:04:18,692 - Good morning, Dad. 107 00:04:18,759 --> 00:04:19,993 [electricity crackling] 108 00:04:20,060 --> 00:04:21,929 [both laugh] 109 00:04:21,995 --> 00:04:24,031 - Oh. Oh! Hmm. 110 00:04:24,097 --> 00:04:26,400 - Mom, Dad, 111 00:04:26,467 --> 00:04:28,168 who's this guy? 112 00:04:28,235 --> 00:04:32,072 - I have no idea. Do you, Cecil? 113 00:04:32,139 --> 00:04:34,041 - So, you can see him, too, Bunny? 114 00:04:34,107 --> 00:04:36,444 Huh, I thought I was the only one. 115 00:04:36,510 --> 00:04:40,047 - I'm your grandfather, GrandPat! 116 00:04:40,113 --> 00:04:43,150 Must we do this every morning? 117 00:04:43,216 --> 00:04:44,752 - Just play along. 118 00:04:44,818 --> 00:04:46,086 He could be dangerous. 119 00:04:46,153 --> 00:04:48,422 - Uh-huh. - Hey, sis. Whatcha up to? 120 00:04:48,489 --> 00:04:49,590 - Well, right now, 121 00:04:49,657 --> 00:04:51,359 I'm trying to book an imaginary ad 122 00:04:51,392 --> 00:04:53,126 for your imaginary TV show. 123 00:04:53,193 --> 00:04:54,862 - Well, how's it going? 124 00:04:54,928 --> 00:04:56,464 - They said their imaginary people 125 00:04:56,530 --> 00:04:58,366 are gonna call my imaginary people. 126 00:04:58,432 --> 00:04:59,700 - [laughs] 127 00:04:59,767 --> 00:05:01,535 - So, anyway. 128 00:05:01,602 --> 00:05:02,870 - [vocalizing] 129 00:05:02,936 --> 00:05:05,506 As they say in France, 130 00:05:05,573 --> 00:05:08,476 blown apple feet. 131 00:05:08,542 --> 00:05:10,578 [whimpers] 132 00:05:10,644 --> 00:05:12,179 - All done. 133 00:05:12,245 --> 00:05:15,816 [jaunty music] 134 00:05:15,883 --> 00:05:17,685 [crashing] 135 00:05:18,452 --> 00:05:21,622 - Darn, looks like I'll be on time for work again. 136 00:05:21,689 --> 00:05:23,624 - Oh, I'm sorry, dear. 137 00:05:23,691 --> 00:05:24,825 [all grunt] 138 00:05:24,892 --> 00:05:26,827 [scooter beeps] 139 00:05:26,894 --> 00:05:29,129 [tires squeal] 140 00:05:29,196 --> 00:05:31,632 - Hey, what about my breakfast? 141 00:05:31,699 --> 00:05:35,202 I guess I'll just have to break my own fast. 142 00:05:35,268 --> 00:05:37,971 [grunting efforts] 143 00:05:38,038 --> 00:05:39,072 Oh! 144 00:05:39,139 --> 00:05:41,875 - [grunting] - Oh! 145 00:05:41,942 --> 00:05:43,777 [axe rings] 146 00:05:43,844 --> 00:05:45,879 I think the milk went bad. 147 00:05:45,946 --> 00:05:46,947 [indistinct muttering] 148 00:05:47,014 --> 00:05:48,716 - Ooh. 149 00:05:48,782 --> 00:05:50,418 - [muttering] 150 00:05:50,484 --> 00:05:53,687 - Hey, it's the Dartfish family! 151 00:05:53,754 --> 00:05:55,188 - Good morning, Patrick. 152 00:05:55,255 --> 00:05:56,657 Would you like to join us 153 00:05:56,724 --> 00:05:59,627 for our sad and meager breakfast? 154 00:05:59,693 --> 00:06:01,094 - Well, I'd--I'd-- 155 00:06:01,161 --> 00:06:02,763 [all whimper] 156 00:06:02,830 --> 00:06:05,132 - Uh, no. 157 00:06:05,198 --> 00:06:06,934 I guess not. 158 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:08,035 - All right, then. 159 00:06:08,101 --> 00:06:09,537 [all gobbling] 160 00:06:09,603 --> 00:06:10,804 [all sigh] 161 00:06:10,871 --> 00:06:13,073 Well, we gotta dart. 162 00:06:13,140 --> 00:06:14,842 [whistle blows] 163 00:06:14,908 --> 00:06:17,545 [all muttering] 164 00:06:18,245 --> 00:06:19,680 - Food! 165 00:06:19,747 --> 00:06:21,081 Here, foody-food. 166 00:06:21,148 --> 00:06:23,050 Hello? 167 00:06:23,116 --> 00:06:24,452 Food? 168 00:06:24,485 --> 00:06:27,788 [cheering] [fireworks popping] 169 00:06:29,957 --> 00:06:33,761 Ew! Mom's gotta vacuum under there more often. 170 00:06:36,096 --> 00:06:39,366 Food, food. 171 00:06:39,467 --> 00:06:42,002 - Hey, what are you doing in my room? 172 00:06:42,069 --> 00:06:44,337 - Duh, looking for food. 173 00:06:44,472 --> 00:06:46,474 I'm starving. 174 00:06:46,540 --> 00:06:50,511 - Food? Ha, bah, you kids have it easy these days. 175 00:06:50,578 --> 00:06:53,547 Back in my day, we were food. 176 00:06:53,614 --> 00:06:55,182 - Ooh. 177 00:06:55,248 --> 00:06:56,484 What flavor? 178 00:06:56,550 --> 00:06:58,118 - Hush, noodle brain. 179 00:06:58,185 --> 00:07:00,220 - Noodles. 180 00:07:00,287 --> 00:07:03,356 - It was way back in the Patrolithic period 181 00:07:03,491 --> 00:07:05,292 of early cave stars. 182 00:07:05,358 --> 00:07:06,960 [stomachs grumbling] 183 00:07:07,027 --> 00:07:09,663 Automobiles hadn't been invented yet. 184 00:07:09,730 --> 00:07:11,499 - [chewing] - Ooh. 185 00:07:11,565 --> 00:07:14,134 - So there was no way to get to a supermarket. 186 00:07:14,201 --> 00:07:15,335 - Ooh! 187 00:07:15,402 --> 00:07:16,537 - We had to do 188 00:07:16,604 --> 00:07:19,106 all our shopping in the wild. 189 00:07:19,172 --> 00:07:20,508 [both grunting] 190 00:07:20,574 --> 00:07:22,510 Where the dinosaurs 191 00:07:22,543 --> 00:07:24,311 were shopping for us. 192 00:07:24,377 --> 00:07:27,180 [both screaming] 193 00:07:27,247 --> 00:07:28,916 - Oof. 194 00:07:28,982 --> 00:07:30,050 [both groaning] 195 00:07:30,117 --> 00:07:31,284 - [growling] 196 00:07:31,351 --> 00:07:33,286 - It was just a matter of luck 197 00:07:33,353 --> 00:07:35,523 as to who would eat who. [screaming] 198 00:07:35,523 --> 00:07:38,058 - [growling and chewing] 199 00:07:40,227 --> 00:07:41,529 [sighs] 200 00:07:41,529 --> 00:07:44,064 - I guess things can't get any worse. 201 00:07:44,131 --> 00:07:46,366 - [smacks lips] 202 00:07:46,433 --> 00:07:48,401 [discordant clarinet tune] 203 00:07:48,536 --> 00:07:51,772 [all groaning] 204 00:07:51,839 --> 00:07:55,075 - And thus, cave stars provided nutrition 205 00:07:55,142 --> 00:07:56,844 to the dinosaurs. 206 00:07:56,910 --> 00:07:58,011 And that's why 207 00:07:58,078 --> 00:08:00,648 dinosaurs are still with us today. 208 00:08:00,714 --> 00:08:03,817 - [playing clarinet] - [crunching] 209 00:08:03,884 --> 00:08:06,954 - That reminds me, I'm hungry. 210 00:08:07,020 --> 00:08:09,557 Hmm, I know! 211 00:08:09,557 --> 00:08:12,593 I'll do a cooking segment on my show 212 00:08:12,660 --> 00:08:15,128 and I'll make myself something to eat. 213 00:08:15,195 --> 00:08:16,396 Hup, hup! 214 00:08:16,463 --> 00:08:18,365 Hoo! [crashing] 215 00:08:18,431 --> 00:08:20,400 Welcome back to the show. 216 00:08:20,467 --> 00:08:23,336 Now we're going to make a casserole. 217 00:08:23,403 --> 00:08:25,238 - [cheering] 218 00:08:25,305 --> 00:08:26,574 - Well, let's see. 219 00:08:26,607 --> 00:08:29,276 We got socks, dirty sneakers, 220 00:08:29,342 --> 00:08:32,312 dried leaves, old paperbacks, 221 00:08:32,379 --> 00:08:34,147 and used napkins. 222 00:08:34,214 --> 00:08:35,415 Hmm. 223 00:08:35,482 --> 00:08:37,384 - Eh, you gotta work with what you got. 224 00:08:37,450 --> 00:08:39,486 [cheery music] 225 00:08:39,587 --> 00:08:41,421 - [grunts] 226 00:08:41,488 --> 00:08:44,291 Cook at 1,000 degrees for one second. 227 00:08:44,357 --> 00:08:46,026 [timer dings] It's ready! 228 00:08:47,460 --> 00:08:49,630 [electricity crackling] 229 00:08:51,398 --> 00:08:53,901 [grunting] Okay. [sizzling] 230 00:08:53,967 --> 00:08:56,369 Ooh. 231 00:08:56,436 --> 00:08:57,871 - [blows raspberry] 232 00:08:57,938 --> 00:08:59,973 - Time to wrap it up. [buzzer blares] 233 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:01,909 - The story, characters, and names 234 00:09:01,975 --> 00:09:02,976 portrayed in this production 235 00:09:03,043 --> 00:09:04,144 are suspicious, especially mine. 236 00:09:04,211 --> 00:09:05,445 No person associated with this show 237 00:09:05,512 --> 00:09:06,747 received anything of value, especially me. 238 00:09:06,814 --> 00:09:07,948 No one was harmed in the making of this show, 239 00:09:08,015 --> 00:09:08,782 except me. Ouch. 240 00:09:08,849 --> 00:09:10,718 Thanks for watching. 241 00:09:10,784 --> 00:09:12,219 - [cheering] - That was amazing! 242 00:09:12,285 --> 00:09:14,722 The song, the trash-erole! 243 00:09:14,788 --> 00:09:17,625 The hula number with the cast of thousands. 244 00:09:17,658 --> 00:09:20,694 - Hi! I don't remember that at all. 245 00:09:20,761 --> 00:09:22,730 - I don't know how you do it. 246 00:09:22,796 --> 00:09:24,698 - I don't know what I do it. 247 00:09:24,765 --> 00:09:26,934 - I bet you worked up an appetite. 248 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:29,002 - Ooh. 249 00:09:29,069 --> 00:09:30,403 Food! 250 00:09:30,470 --> 00:09:34,074 Aw, I missed food again. 251 00:09:34,141 --> 00:09:35,408 - [mumbling] 252 00:09:35,475 --> 00:09:38,111 Hm? 253 00:09:38,178 --> 00:09:39,279 - Hello, Patrick. 254 00:09:39,346 --> 00:09:40,748 We're just having dinner. 255 00:09:40,814 --> 00:09:43,350 One piece of crumb for each of us. 256 00:09:43,416 --> 00:09:45,452 Here you go, Teensy Tom. 257 00:09:45,518 --> 00:09:47,655 Now you won't starve. 258 00:09:48,355 --> 00:09:50,023 - [drooling] 259 00:09:50,090 --> 00:09:52,192 - Aw, food? 260 00:09:52,259 --> 00:09:55,162 - [inhales deeply] 261 00:09:55,228 --> 00:09:57,798 Oh, nah, Teensy. 262 00:09:57,865 --> 00:09:59,700 You eat it. - [gobbling] 263 00:09:59,767 --> 00:10:01,268 [bell dings] 264 00:10:01,334 --> 00:10:02,670 - Oh, dinner? 265 00:10:02,736 --> 00:10:04,638 [giggles] Whoa! 266 00:10:04,705 --> 00:10:06,306 - Here we are! 267 00:10:06,373 --> 00:10:08,776 It's called a trash-erole. 268 00:10:08,842 --> 00:10:11,578 I learned it from a show I saw today. 269 00:10:11,645 --> 00:10:13,580 I think. 270 00:10:13,647 --> 00:10:16,216 - I must've cooked mine too long. 271 00:10:16,283 --> 00:10:18,551 - Blown apple feet! 272 00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:21,354 [all gobbling] 273 00:10:21,421 --> 00:10:24,792 - [chews, slurps] 274 00:10:24,858 --> 00:10:28,395 Mm, ah, delicious, Mom. 275 00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:29,830 - Get this! I just booked 276 00:10:29,897 --> 00:10:31,498 a sponge with square pants 277 00:10:31,564 --> 00:10:33,200 who does a bubble act. 278 00:10:33,266 --> 00:10:34,567 And the best part is, 279 00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:37,705 I did it on my toy telephone. 280 00:10:37,771 --> 00:10:40,073 [phone moos] 281 00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:41,942 [laughter] 282 00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:45,378 - Goodnight, Squidina. 283 00:10:45,445 --> 00:10:47,647 - Goodnight, big brother. 284 00:10:47,715 --> 00:10:49,516 - Good night, Ouchie. 285 00:10:49,582 --> 00:10:51,051 Ouch. 286 00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:56,289 [snoring] 287 00:11:00,260 --> 00:11:02,595 - Would you just look at him, mother. 288 00:11:02,730 --> 00:11:04,464 The little angel. 289 00:11:04,531 --> 00:11:06,867 - He sure is. 290 00:11:06,934 --> 00:11:08,736 - Uh, who is he again? 291 00:11:08,802 --> 00:11:10,838 - I have no idea. 292 00:11:10,904 --> 00:11:14,041 - [snoring] 293 00:11:17,745 --> 00:11:20,748 [axe ringing] - [growling] 294 00:11:22,082 --> 00:11:23,316 - [sighs] 295 00:11:23,383 --> 00:11:27,755 Nothing like a relaxing morning fishing... 296 00:11:27,755 --> 00:11:31,324 for a deadbeat. [laughs] 297 00:11:31,391 --> 00:11:33,761 [chuckling] 298 00:11:33,827 --> 00:11:35,763 - [straining] 299 00:11:37,330 --> 00:11:39,666 - Gotcha! You're paying for your 300 00:11:39,767 --> 00:11:43,136 newspaper subscription today, Mr. Star. 301 00:11:43,203 --> 00:11:45,538 [straining] 302 00:11:45,605 --> 00:11:47,207 Huh? What the-- 303 00:11:47,274 --> 00:11:48,341 [grumbles] 304 00:11:48,408 --> 00:11:49,676 - Would you look at that? 305 00:11:49,777 --> 00:11:51,779 I just made six bucks in coupons 306 00:11:51,779 --> 00:11:53,680 from a magic floating newspaper. 307 00:11:53,781 --> 00:11:54,815 - Way to go, Dad. 308 00:11:54,882 --> 00:11:56,249 - Time to get ready. 309 00:11:56,316 --> 00:11:58,852 The sea bunny runs around the coral 310 00:11:58,919 --> 00:12:00,387 away from the barracuda 311 00:12:00,453 --> 00:12:02,890 and hops back in his hole. 312 00:12:02,956 --> 00:12:05,793 - [growls] So dapper. 313 00:12:05,859 --> 00:12:06,960 [kisses] - [chuckles] 314 00:12:07,027 --> 00:12:09,429 - We'll be back later. 315 00:12:09,496 --> 00:12:10,530 - Wait! 316 00:12:10,597 --> 00:12:12,432 [grunts] 317 00:12:13,133 --> 00:12:16,669 "Be back" means that you left. Where you going? 318 00:12:16,804 --> 00:12:19,506 - To our jobs, of course. 319 00:12:19,572 --> 00:12:22,409 - What is jobs? 320 00:12:22,475 --> 00:12:26,446 - Dear, I think it's time for the talk. 321 00:12:26,513 --> 00:12:28,315 - Put down the baseball mitt, son. 322 00:12:28,381 --> 00:12:30,250 You see, Patrick, when an employee 323 00:12:30,317 --> 00:12:33,686 and an employer love each other very much, 324 00:12:33,821 --> 00:12:36,056 a brand-new job is born. 325 00:12:36,123 --> 00:12:38,859 - A job gives your life meaning. 326 00:12:38,926 --> 00:12:40,961 A purpose. 327 00:12:41,028 --> 00:12:43,864 - I want one of those job thingies. 328 00:12:43,931 --> 00:12:47,534 - Our man-child is becoming a man-man. 329 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:48,601 - Oh, good. 330 00:12:48,668 --> 00:12:50,037 Maybe he can move his can-can 331 00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:51,839 out of the house-house. 332 00:12:51,872 --> 00:12:53,273 [both inhale deeply] 333 00:12:54,842 --> 00:12:58,979 [both whoop and giggle] 334 00:12:59,046 --> 00:13:00,613 - Where can I get a job 335 00:13:00,680 --> 00:13:02,916 and find my porpoise? 336 00:13:02,983 --> 00:13:05,385 - Don't look at me. I ain't got it. 337 00:13:05,452 --> 00:13:07,354 - I already have my dream job, 338 00:13:07,420 --> 00:13:10,157 producing "The Patrick Show." 339 00:13:10,223 --> 00:13:11,859 - Oh, that show's a hoot. 340 00:13:11,925 --> 00:13:13,861 The pink guy is so dumb! 341 00:13:13,861 --> 00:13:15,328 - Come on, brother. 342 00:13:15,395 --> 00:13:18,398 It's time to start the show. 343 00:13:18,465 --> 00:13:19,967 - Yeah! 344 00:13:21,001 --> 00:13:22,903 - Let's see what's percolatin' 345 00:13:22,970 --> 00:13:25,272 on "The Patrick Show." 346 00:13:25,338 --> 00:13:28,141 - The sea bunny runs around the coral... 347 00:13:28,208 --> 00:13:31,078 - Oh, yay. Whoo. - Away from the barracuda 348 00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:34,681 and hops back in his hole. 349 00:13:34,747 --> 00:13:38,018 On today's show, we're getting jobs. 350 00:13:38,085 --> 00:13:39,719 And to get a job, 351 00:13:39,786 --> 00:13:41,154 you have to know how to tie 352 00:13:41,221 --> 00:13:43,756 one of these doohickeys. 353 00:13:43,891 --> 00:13:44,892 [crashing] 354 00:13:44,925 --> 00:13:46,293 Ohh. 355 00:13:46,359 --> 00:13:49,429 [grunting and straining] 356 00:13:49,496 --> 00:13:52,165 Then the bunny and the barracuda go out for coffee 357 00:13:52,232 --> 00:13:54,301 and their boat gets a flat. 358 00:13:54,367 --> 00:13:55,635 [grunts] 359 00:13:56,769 --> 00:13:58,738 - [gasps] 360 00:13:58,805 --> 00:14:00,340 [glass squeaking] 361 00:14:00,407 --> 00:14:01,408 - [grunts] 362 00:14:01,474 --> 00:14:04,811 - 3D effects. I love this show. 363 00:14:04,912 --> 00:14:07,214 - [straining] 364 00:14:09,182 --> 00:14:10,417 - Huh? 365 00:14:10,483 --> 00:14:12,319 - [choking] Hi, SpongeBob. 366 00:14:12,385 --> 00:14:14,754 Fancy meeting you here. 367 00:14:14,821 --> 00:14:15,989 [strained chuckle] 368 00:14:16,056 --> 00:14:17,925 - Hi, Patrick. Trying out a new look? 369 00:14:17,958 --> 00:14:19,459 - [inhales deeply] 370 00:14:19,526 --> 00:14:23,196 Yeah, I'm looking for a job. 371 00:14:23,263 --> 00:14:25,032 - Oh, what a coincidence. 372 00:14:25,098 --> 00:14:26,799 I could also use a job. 373 00:14:26,934 --> 00:14:28,701 Myeh, 'cause I'm a little low on lettuce 374 00:14:28,768 --> 00:14:31,504 and I need some scratch for spatulas, see? 375 00:14:31,571 --> 00:14:33,806 - It's not a coincidence, SpongeBob. 376 00:14:33,941 --> 00:14:37,510 It's just two similar things happening at the same time. 377 00:14:37,577 --> 00:14:39,412 - Oof, I guess "The Patrick Show" 378 00:14:39,479 --> 00:14:41,514 is going mobile today. 379 00:14:41,581 --> 00:14:45,118 - Jobs! Jobs, jobs, jobs, jobs. - Jobs, jobs? [whistling] 380 00:14:45,185 --> 00:14:47,720 - Oh, one more box. 381 00:14:47,787 --> 00:14:48,755 - That tickles. 382 00:14:48,821 --> 00:14:49,957 - I'm so sorry. 383 00:14:50,023 --> 00:14:51,591 I thought you were a box of cereal. 384 00:14:51,658 --> 00:14:52,725 - Oh, I wish. 385 00:14:52,792 --> 00:14:55,762 - Hold on, I'm getting a feeling. 386 00:14:55,828 --> 00:14:59,032 - [gasps] That we should become bag boys? 387 00:14:59,099 --> 00:15:01,969 - No, it's just this darn rash. 388 00:15:02,002 --> 00:15:03,570 You gotta see this. 389 00:15:05,505 --> 00:15:07,440 - Ah, okay, here we go. 390 00:15:07,507 --> 00:15:10,043 My very first bag boy duty. 391 00:15:10,110 --> 00:15:12,079 [careful straining] 392 00:15:12,145 --> 00:15:13,780 Mm-hmm. 393 00:15:15,715 --> 00:15:17,350 Eh, eh! 394 00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:18,818 - You're going too slow, SpongeBob. 395 00:15:18,885 --> 00:15:21,288 Bagging is all about speed, baby! 396 00:15:21,354 --> 00:15:24,257 [grunting hurriedly] 397 00:15:24,324 --> 00:15:26,359 - Whoa. - Oh, no, I missed one. 398 00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:27,995 [straining] 399 00:15:28,028 --> 00:15:29,729 [crashing] - [screams] 400 00:15:29,796 --> 00:15:32,365 - Nice job, Patrick. Now watch me. 401 00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:34,834 [grunting hurriedly] 402 00:15:34,901 --> 00:15:36,469 [slamming] 403 00:15:36,536 --> 00:15:37,304 Eh. 404 00:15:37,370 --> 00:15:39,006 [slamming] 405 00:15:39,072 --> 00:15:40,240 Ka-pow! There. 406 00:15:40,307 --> 00:15:42,842 [humming] 407 00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:46,746 Ooh, tr�s chic. 408 00:15:46,813 --> 00:15:48,148 - Thanks. 409 00:15:48,215 --> 00:15:50,183 - Hup-hup-hup. 410 00:15:50,250 --> 00:15:53,253 [customers screaming] 411 00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:55,222 - [struggling] 412 00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:57,390 - What is going on out here? 413 00:15:57,457 --> 00:15:59,859 [splatters] 414 00:15:59,926 --> 00:16:01,394 [growls] 415 00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:04,664 You barnacle brains are done! 416 00:16:04,731 --> 00:16:06,333 Hyah. 417 00:16:06,399 --> 00:16:07,734 [cannon booms] both: Whoo-hoo! 418 00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:08,601 [explosion] 419 00:16:08,668 --> 00:16:11,638 We completed a job! 420 00:16:11,704 --> 00:16:14,041 - I think I'm getting the hang of the job thing. 421 00:16:14,041 --> 00:16:16,043 But did I find my porpoise? 422 00:16:16,076 --> 00:16:17,177 [bell dings, tires squeal] 423 00:16:17,244 --> 00:16:19,312 - It's pronounced "purpose." 424 00:16:19,379 --> 00:16:20,547 [bell dings, tires squeal] 425 00:16:21,414 --> 00:16:22,782 - [grunts] - Oh! 426 00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:25,652 [both giggle] 427 00:16:26,586 --> 00:16:28,055 - Psst, hey, lady. 428 00:16:28,055 --> 00:16:29,522 We're lookin' for a job. 429 00:16:29,589 --> 00:16:30,657 You think we could, uh, 430 00:16:30,723 --> 00:16:32,792 paint that fence for you? 431 00:16:32,859 --> 00:16:34,427 - Oh, of course. 432 00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:36,196 What sweet boys. 433 00:16:36,263 --> 00:16:39,566 - We could touch up a few of your wrinkles, too. 434 00:16:41,268 --> 00:16:43,070 - Hmph. 435 00:16:43,936 --> 00:16:47,640 both: * Oh, this is the way we paint the fence * 436 00:16:47,707 --> 00:16:50,077 * Paint the fence, paint the fence * 437 00:16:50,143 --> 00:16:52,745 * This is the way we paint the fence * 438 00:16:52,812 --> 00:16:55,882 * For the nice old lady * 439 00:16:55,948 --> 00:16:56,916 [paint splashing] 440 00:16:56,983 --> 00:16:58,085 - Perfect! 441 00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:00,520 [crashes] 442 00:17:00,587 --> 00:17:02,789 - This house could use some help too. 443 00:17:04,724 --> 00:17:07,560 - Oh, it's, uh, lovely. 444 00:17:07,627 --> 00:17:09,096 Thank you. 445 00:17:09,096 --> 00:17:11,464 - You haven't seen anything yet. 446 00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:12,632 Ta-da! 447 00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:15,202 We gave your house a makeover. 448 00:17:15,268 --> 00:17:18,671 - [incoherent mumbling] - Isn't she beautiful? 449 00:17:20,807 --> 00:17:22,842 [horn honks] [houses whistling] 450 00:17:22,909 --> 00:17:25,478 - Oh! 451 00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:27,580 - A job well did. 452 00:17:28,981 --> 00:17:31,484 - Thanks for the ride in your stinky cab. 453 00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:33,986 - Your money makes this job tolerable. 454 00:17:34,121 --> 00:17:35,122 - [gasps] 455 00:17:35,122 --> 00:17:37,124 Let's be taxi drivers. 456 00:17:37,190 --> 00:17:38,691 - Why take a taxi 457 00:17:38,758 --> 00:17:40,960 when you can ride with Patsy? 458 00:17:41,027 --> 00:17:43,130 - What's a Patsy? 459 00:17:43,196 --> 00:17:44,497 - [panting] 460 00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:45,898 Your stop's coming up. 461 00:17:45,965 --> 00:17:47,967 - So, arrivals or departures? 462 00:17:48,034 --> 00:17:50,137 [horn honking] - Yes, sir. 463 00:17:50,137 --> 00:17:53,840 - There's no escape for you this time, Rocky. 464 00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:56,709 - You'll never get me, copper. 465 00:17:56,776 --> 00:17:57,677 - Hm. - [grumbles] 466 00:17:57,744 --> 00:18:00,147 both: Lunch time. 467 00:18:00,180 --> 00:18:03,150 - [panting] 468 00:18:03,183 --> 00:18:04,417 While they take a break, 469 00:18:04,484 --> 00:18:07,154 let's all watch another hardboiled episode 470 00:18:07,220 --> 00:18:09,222 of "Noir-Sense." 471 00:18:09,289 --> 00:18:10,290 - [whimpers] 472 00:18:10,357 --> 00:18:11,858 - Now, where was your leg 473 00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:13,460 on Tuesday night? 474 00:18:13,526 --> 00:18:14,527 - My leg? 475 00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:16,663 - We knows it was you. 476 00:18:16,729 --> 00:18:19,599 - [gulps] M-m-m-my leg? 477 00:18:19,666 --> 00:18:21,768 - Myeh, so you won't talk, eh? 478 00:18:21,834 --> 00:18:23,069 Hey, Snapper, 479 00:18:23,170 --> 00:18:24,604 show him what we'll do to his leg 480 00:18:24,671 --> 00:18:26,539 if he don't make with the chin-waggin'. 481 00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:30,610 - It would be my pleasure. 482 00:18:30,677 --> 00:18:33,079 - My, l-l-l-leg? 483 00:18:33,180 --> 00:18:36,616 - You'll get a little of this. 484 00:18:36,683 --> 00:18:37,784 Ouch! 485 00:18:37,850 --> 00:18:39,952 - And also some of this. 486 00:18:40,019 --> 00:18:41,221 Oh! 487 00:18:41,288 --> 00:18:43,089 - My leg? 488 00:18:43,190 --> 00:18:45,892 - How 'bout a little of this? 489 00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:49,696 - Ah! He's shavin' against the grain! 490 00:18:49,762 --> 00:18:51,964 [both grunting and groaning] 491 00:18:52,031 --> 00:18:54,667 - I confess, I did do it! 492 00:18:54,734 --> 00:18:56,403 With my leg. 493 00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:58,205 My leg! 494 00:18:58,238 --> 00:19:00,273 - [vocalizing] 495 00:19:00,340 --> 00:19:01,641 [doorbell rings] Hey! 496 00:19:01,708 --> 00:19:04,311 It's that weird guy who wants my money again. 497 00:19:05,412 --> 00:19:07,380 Ugh, gah! 498 00:19:07,447 --> 00:19:11,751 - I can see you, Mr. Star. 499 00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:13,320 - Nobody's home! 500 00:19:13,386 --> 00:19:14,354 - [sighs] 501 00:19:14,421 --> 00:19:18,291 [both panting] 502 00:19:18,358 --> 00:19:19,426 Hmm. 503 00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:22,929 That moron lives with this moron. 504 00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:25,498 Maybe he can get the cash. 505 00:19:25,565 --> 00:19:26,599 Hey! 506 00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:28,401 How would you two like a job? 507 00:19:28,468 --> 00:19:29,769 - [screeching] 508 00:19:29,836 --> 00:19:31,003 - Sure. 509 00:19:31,070 --> 00:19:33,240 I'm still looking for a porpoise. 510 00:19:33,306 --> 00:19:36,276 - What do you want from me? Hmph! 511 00:19:36,343 --> 00:19:37,844 - It's very simple. 512 00:19:37,910 --> 00:19:39,812 Just collect my newspaper money 513 00:19:39,879 --> 00:19:41,348 from Mr. Star. 514 00:19:41,414 --> 00:19:43,650 - Who's Mr. Star? 515 00:19:43,716 --> 00:19:44,851 - Cecil. 516 00:19:44,917 --> 00:19:46,286 Your father? 517 00:19:46,353 --> 00:19:47,887 - Oh, him! 518 00:19:47,954 --> 00:19:50,257 Oh, but his name's not Seashell. 519 00:19:50,257 --> 00:19:51,123 It's Dad. 520 00:19:51,258 --> 00:19:53,025 - That's my dad's name, too! 521 00:19:53,092 --> 00:19:55,061 - No way! Jinx. - Yeah! 522 00:19:55,127 --> 00:19:57,830 - Do you think you can possibly handle this job? 523 00:19:57,897 --> 00:19:59,131 - Of course. 524 00:19:59,266 --> 00:20:02,034 You're not talking to a couple of noobs. 525 00:20:02,101 --> 00:20:04,971 - Yeah, we've had three jobs since breakfast. 526 00:20:06,573 --> 00:20:08,441 [knocking on door] - Mm-hmm. 527 00:20:08,508 --> 00:20:09,476 - [muttering] 528 00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:10,910 [door slams] 529 00:20:10,977 --> 00:20:12,612 - Well, did you get the money? 530 00:20:12,679 --> 00:20:14,781 - Nope, he sent us packing. 531 00:20:14,847 --> 00:20:17,517 - Try harder! 532 00:20:17,584 --> 00:20:19,419 - Harder? 533 00:20:19,486 --> 00:20:20,553 - What do we do? 534 00:20:20,620 --> 00:20:21,821 - Uh... 535 00:20:21,888 --> 00:20:23,990 - [clears throat] 536 00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:27,427 - Oh, we gotta be like those tough guys on TV. 537 00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:30,597 [knocking on door] 538 00:20:30,663 --> 00:20:32,765 - That's an interestin' newspaper 539 00:20:32,832 --> 00:20:35,902 you get delivered. - Wha--? 540 00:20:35,968 --> 00:20:38,070 - Be a shame if it was to get all 541 00:20:38,137 --> 00:20:40,039 wet and soggy. - [distant screaming] 542 00:20:40,106 --> 00:20:42,875 - [gasps] Not the Sunday edition! 543 00:20:42,942 --> 00:20:45,678 [vacuum whooshing] 544 00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:46,746 - Huh? 545 00:20:46,813 --> 00:20:48,348 - You ain't getting my money! 546 00:20:49,649 --> 00:20:50,917 [knocking on door] 547 00:20:50,983 --> 00:20:53,553 - We're gone now! [giggles] 548 00:20:55,322 --> 00:20:56,255 - Oh! 549 00:20:56,323 --> 00:20:57,290 - [chuckles] 550 00:20:57,357 --> 00:21:01,160 [door clatters] 551 00:21:01,328 --> 00:21:02,495 - Oh! 552 00:21:02,562 --> 00:21:03,763 [both shout] 553 00:21:04,497 --> 00:21:07,334 - Myeh, looks like we'll have to give this mug 554 00:21:07,367 --> 00:21:09,101 the big tip. 555 00:21:10,437 --> 00:21:12,872 [both laughing] 556 00:21:12,939 --> 00:21:15,342 - Ooh! 557 00:21:15,408 --> 00:21:18,345 [grunts] 558 00:21:18,345 --> 00:21:20,246 [groans] 559 00:21:20,347 --> 00:21:22,749 - We gotcha now, deadbeat! 560 00:21:22,815 --> 00:21:24,917 - Here, take my filthy lucre! 561 00:21:24,984 --> 00:21:25,985 - Yoink. 562 00:21:26,052 --> 00:21:27,620 Thanks. - Ahem. 563 00:21:27,687 --> 00:21:30,256 I'll collect my money now. 564 00:21:30,357 --> 00:21:33,092 - And I'll collect our pay. 565 00:21:33,159 --> 00:21:35,227 - Ooh! [both laugh] 566 00:21:35,362 --> 00:21:37,364 - Huh? 567 00:21:37,430 --> 00:21:40,467 [screams] 568 00:21:40,533 --> 00:21:43,135 - So, what did we learn today, Patrick? 569 00:21:43,202 --> 00:21:45,237 - I don't want any more jobs. 570 00:21:45,372 --> 00:21:46,939 They're too much work. 571 00:21:47,006 --> 00:21:49,542 I have found my true porpoise: 572 00:21:49,609 --> 00:21:52,011 doing my TV show! 573 00:21:52,078 --> 00:21:55,281 - Really? Then what do I do with this? 574 00:21:55,382 --> 00:21:57,650 - Let me go, you little-- [dolphin squawking] 575 00:21:57,717 --> 00:22:00,186 - Hey, watch your language. 576 00:22:00,252 --> 00:22:03,623 This is a family show. 577 00:22:03,690 --> 00:22:05,992 - The end is so itchy. 578 00:22:06,058 --> 00:22:08,961 [goofy upbeat music] 579 00:22:09,028 --> 00:22:16,168 * * 580 00:22:16,218 --> 00:22:20,768 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0